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| Ores (N) | P(Oversized Letter Opener) no lock | Expected forges | With RNG lock |
|---|---|---|---|
| 45 | 10.2% | ~1 in 10 | needs 50 ores |
| 50 | 16.1% | ~1 in 7 | ~1 in 3 locked |
| 55 | 21.8% | ~1 in 5 | ~1 in 3 locked |
"Expected forges" = 1 ÷ combined probability of rolling the class and this variant. RNG lock removes the class roll once N ≥ 50, leaving only the 35.7% variant roll.
Solved at the Stonewake's Cross anvil with RNG lock targeting the Colossal Sword class — BiS god-roll, clean zero-waste split, and a no-raid farmable fallback.
Trait coverage: Poopite 30% OPTIMAL
Highest score: 24.5 DPS on Oversized Letter Opener at 35.7% per forge — the no-compromise endgame recipe.
⚡ Load in CalculatorTrait coverage: Poopite 30% OPTIMAL
60 ores divides cleanly by 30% — every trait ore sits at exactly the sweet spot with zero rounding waste.
⚡ Load in CalculatorTrait coverage: Poopite 30% OPTIMAL
Built entirely from mined and crafted ores — no Tower of Hell drops or event items required.
⚡ Load in CalculatorEach recipe loads straight into the crucible with ores, RNG lock and target pre-set. Odds are per forge at the recipe's anvil world.
| Rune | Effect | Why it fits |
|---|---|---|
| Rage Mark | 8–15% Rage | flat % damage on colossal hits beats small procs — at 1.65s true speed. |
| Venom Crumb | 5–10% Poison | DoT keeps burning between slow swings — at 1.65s true speed. |
| Weapon | Base dmg | True speed | Damage | True DPS |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sakura Worldsplitter | 46 | 1.755s | 94 | 53 |
| Colossal Gemblade | 42 | 1.74s | 86 | 49 |
| Colossal Terrorblade | 38 | 1.725s | 78 | 45 |
| Godrender | 34 | 1.71s | 69 | 41 |
| Mountainrender | 31 | 1.695s | 63 | 37 |
| Coffin's Lid | 27 | 1.68s | 55 | 33 |
| Titan's Paperweight | 24 | 1.665s | 49 | 29 |
| Oversized Letter Opener ← | 18 | 1.65s | 37 | 22 |
Same-class alternatives at an identical 2.04x multiplier, quality 100, no traits or runes — pure damage ÷ true swing speed.
Oversized Letter Opener is a Colossal Sword: its class roll RNG-locks at 50 ores, its recommended crucible is 45 and its absolute minimum is 21. At 50+ ores only the variant roll remains — about ~1 in 3.
The solver's BiS recipe is 15× Poopite + 35× Gearsteel — 2.04x multiplier, 35.7% per forge at Stonewake's Cross. See the recipe cards above to load it directly.
The tooltip lists 1.3s but the real swing is 1.65s — listed speeds under-report. True DPS on this page is computed against the 1.65s figure, the same one the game engine uses.
Oversized Letter Opener is a A-tier Colossal Sword with 18 base damage and 2 rune slots. With RNG lock it lands in ~3 forges on average — check the comparison table for where it sits inside Colossal Sword.